So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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