i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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