i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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