I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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