I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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