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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
