No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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