So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
