Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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