she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
