butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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