About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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