dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
and you said cock pushups were impossible
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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