your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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