spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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