Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
