ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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