True but thats because hes a fetus.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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