Dual....:-)
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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