Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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