Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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