So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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