Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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