Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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