So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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