Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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