yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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