I'm lost and stupid without you.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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