Already got asked if we're dating
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
