he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Houston, we have a squirter
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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