Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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