ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
