i will never coherently bang her
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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