Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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