when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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