He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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