big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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