Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Â
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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