We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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