So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Randomize
