its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
