Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
did you just send me my own nude
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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