you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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