did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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