Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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