btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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