If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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