Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Someone signed my nipple.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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