we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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