Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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