it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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